Slutfest 2000 Reunion (minus the slut ... and add 12 years)

So last weekend we had a Girls Weekend in Nashville. And I wrote a poem about it. Because that is just what I do.

There once was a girl named Kelly

Who married a guy Brad

One day Brad got transferred

And Kelly was very sad :(

Good Bye, East Cobb they said

And hello, Tennessee

They found a town called La Vergne

A new home for Brad, Kelly, and Charlie!

Well a few months they went by

And Kelly missed her gals

So it was time to plan a Girls Trip

For Kelly and seven pals!

From Atlanta we were coming

From Lexington and Denver, too

And when Courtney offered to drive

It was off to Nashville with the crew!

Just four girls in a Lexus

And so our journey begins

With three bottles of champagne

For Erin, Caroline ... and Megan

Near death moment.

 The car ride was four hours

After Chick-fil-a from the start

We talked and laughed and sang

Except when Megan had to fart

We arrived in La Vergne a bit early

So we decided to buy some booze

Instead we found THIS delicacy

At the local Kangaroo :)

Beef Jerky/Cheese Log COMBO PACK. Can't find that shit in Atlanta.

Well Kelly came home with Charlie

(the cutest kid of life)

And welcomed us to La Vergne

And her brand new Tennessee life!

I SAID he was the cutest kid of life.

Now Brad was such a good husband

Because in the fridge we found

10 bottles of wine for us!

So long as we promised not to make a sound.

CLEARLY that was a promise

We made a bit too soon

Because once Cameran arrived

We turned Casa Blanchard into a saloon!

Bar Blanchard

After inhaling pizza and dip

And settling in for the night

We noticed the bathroom door -

Closed without the light ...

Now WHO could be in there?

We all wondered with a smile

Why it was Megan taking a poop

... and chatting with Brad for a while.

So seven bottles later

And happy to be reunited with Kell

We gossiped til after 1 AM

(Now did I tell you about the email?)

Before we knew it tomorrow came

And it was time to hit the city

So we snapped a couple pics

And headed off to get shitty!

Pre-Shitty Picture

 

Nash-Vegas we have arrived!

And Sarah showed up too!

Just in time for cheese dip and Margaritas

ALWAYS a must to-do.

(oops, uploaded the wrong picture)

THERE we go.

We checked into the penthouse

(and by penthouse I mean room)

It was time to go exploring

To Music City, I presume!

Now Nashville in itself

Is a whole new world to see

Boots and country and rednecks

We pointed and laughed with glee :)

When in Rome ...

The day went by so quickly

And it was nearly dinner time

So we headed back to Hampton

And found Mary had arrived!

Now all 8 of us were here

For our mini PD(X)

It's Marist reunion time!

Grab your cowboy boots and a dress!

That's us.

Off to Puckett's we went

By cab or perhaps on foot

And Amy met us at dinner

For yummy southern food to boot!

WALK .5 miles??? Hell.No.

Then we hit the bars

And found live music to dance

Until we found a DILF ...

And we dipped at our first chance

Yes, that shirt says DILF. As in Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Now the NEXT bar was the best

A country bar called The Stage

We even got ID-ed!

You know, just in case we were underage

We be country.

Upon entering we discovered

There was a celebrity in our midst!

And a movie they were filming ...

Whatever. I'll have a lemon drop with a twist.

Well Billy Zane took the stage

And the music went round and round

And if by chance you're wondering

He's going to paint this whitewashed town.

So 12 renditions later

Of burning that goddamn town

We headed off to Tootsies

Far FAR away from that sound.

Um, us and shit-ton of outsiders.

For all of our friends (and fans)

We "checked in" to 17 places

From La Vernge to Downtown Nashville

Now everyone knows our faces :)

We hopped from bar to bar

Perhaps getting a wee bit drunker

Til we came across a quiet joint

That we could clearly take over

It was time to break out the line dancing

But not without a surprise ...

Because when Cameran went to the bar

She was met with a Smirnoff Ice!

"ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH"

Read the cocktail napkin

So what's a girl to do?

She chugged it like a champion!

What happens when you ice someone at 9AM ... Revenge.

Well our numbers started dwindling

As we neared 2 AM

Someone had a date with a pump

So we started to bring it in.

One last picture you ask?

Okay, well why not.

We all might be THIRTY

But we're still effing hot ;)

30!!! ... well, Cameran's still hanging on to 20 ... and Erin thinks she's 33 ... but you get the picture.

What a perfect end

To such a perfect night

The eight of us together

Still cause quite a sight

Friendships like ours don't end

They continue to get stronger

After nearly twenty years

We'll make it four times longer.

So once again I end

To friends that will last a lifetime -

Megan, Erin, Mary, Sarah

Cameran, Courtney, Kelly,

and Caroline

PS: Don't fuck with Megan.

Did I mention I love my friends?